The Itsy Bitsy Spiders Worse Enemy

 

Ladies, what do you do when you have a creepy crawly crouched on the wall in your bedroom looking at you with Menacing compound eyes? Probably Run out in a fit and call someone to handle it or douse it in the 1st aerosol spray you can find no matter how toxic it may also be to you. Either way, for $59.95 you can now have a Semi Humane and clean way to kill and dispose of not only the crawlers of the Insect world, but the flyers too... I would like to introduce you to the future… Meet the Bug Vacuum

This 3lb, 22,400 RPM Motored, Electric Zapping Death Grid of Vacuumed Greatness will keep you at least 2ft from your Multi-Legged Nemesis and immediately suck then kill any and all intruders into your home then trap the dead bodies in an Opaque Handle that removes easily to dispose into the trash. Skip out on that nice pair of shoes and get you a rechargeable death machine so you don't have to call that guy that thinks you like him over to handle a problem that you're having in your bedroom. Because he's gonna think its a Sexual Euphemism... I know I would.

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