Monday, July 25, 2011

Are You Cool to Drive? Blow Me

 

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When I saw this in Bed Bath and Beyond I definitely thought of a few people I could get this sort of gag gift for... Darn Alchys. This is not a medical or Dept. of Transportation approved device, but it is an actual breathalyzer that uses breath to measure they electrical properties which can then be calculated to a semi accurate BAC (Blood Alcohol Content). With Green, Yellow and Red indicator lights feel free to see who is the most plastered and who has just been faking it all night. Posers, those “Beer Goggles” was just you liking UgMugs. 

 

 

They stress, as do I, that it is not saying if you are in the green range that it is okay to drive tipsy, your senses are still impaired. It simply is an estimate, a comparison to legal limits. Tipsy driving isn't technically illegal, but swerving and killing someone because your dumb behind tried to pull a Dante Stalworth is... Don't Drink and Drive Idiot (subliminal to Lyfe Jennings)