Wish You Could See Unda da Sea?

Don't you just hate when you ask a Mermaid to wait so you can snap a photo of you two to show your friends at the insane asylum that you aren't really crazy but Ariel's rude behind always dips... smh, B*tch. Well fear no more, with these $99 goggles you'll be watching the Little Mermaid better than Sebastian... whether she likes it or not. Effective at depths up to 15ft, this swim mask with built in 5MP camera will take high resolution Pictures and even video while keeping your hands free to swim, which is probably useful under water. Snatch up a pair of these and a Micro SD memory card and you'll be making Marine Sex tapes in no time to recoup the cost. Can you say "Gills Gone Wild"? Oh and Batteries not included, they requires 2 Triple AAA to see those Mermaid Double D's. Any mermaids up for a friendly game of Find Nemo?

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Spy Camcorder Glasses?

The name is E… Creep E

(and I like my women Shaken, not Scurred)

A Must Have for all Aspiring Spies, Police Informants, and overall weirdoes that wear sunglasses at night clubs. Recording at 320 x 240 resolution, it's perfect for uploading that ridiculous chick you bagged hiking up her skirt to show her thong as she dry humped you on the dance floor onto YouTube. Look Ma, No Hands... or future Job Opportunities once they tag your full name in it because you didn't Let him bone the 1st night yall hung out. But You know what they say, "What happens in the dark... is usually being recorded by a Pinhole camera in my glasses so sex me up before I ruin your life" Wisdom to live by. So for $200 you too can record up to 3hrs of video on a Micro SD and embarrass the mess outta someone.

Have fun.

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